SCOTTSDALE, AZ -
David Witherspoon, spokesman for domain registration giant GoDaddy.Com released a statement today noting that in recent days the company has seen a huge spike in the registration of domain names using both a single digit number and the surname, 'Baker'.
As for the cause, Witherspoon could not say for certain. "We do occasionally see a unique spike in some particular types of domain name registrations," Witherspoon said. "Usually those domain selections can be traced to some kind of current event or celebrity. This new crop just makes no sense at all." Many high level executives with the company have speculated that it might be some kind of new fad that has up to this point remained just under the radar. "I mean what can possibly be so attractive about BakerTwo.Com?" Witherspoon remarked. "I'm sure one Baker is more than enough for just about anybody."
Bob Parsons, CEO of GoDaddy.Com commented on the strange spike on his daily blog. "Baker whatever dot com. Who cares?", Parsons wrote. "For me, I really don't care why we are seeing such a spike. All I know is that it's more money for my company, for me and for my girlfriend Danica Patrick." Parsons went on to say, "Danica is so incredibly hot. She is totally wrecking my race car dot com all the time."
As for now, GoDaddy.Com officials are prepared for an even higher influx of 'Baker' domain registrations. "We can easily handle the increased traffic, no problem," Witherspoon assured. "We are already planning an enormous corporate celebration when all the available [Baker.com] domains are reserved. Dude, we are totally going to party like it's Baker1999(.com)."
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