Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Area Man Perfectly Suited for Movie Role as Husband and Father of Two

HARLINGEN, TX -

Bob Underwood has known for years that should Hollywood come calling, he is the best possible choice to fill the role of husband and father of two.

Underwood, a radiator repair mechanic who is not a professionally trained actor, instead promotes his idea of being the absolute best candidate for the role due to his decades of life experience.  "Well, I've been married for twenty years this past July and I have two girls, 12 and 7 so you could say that my life has been training me for this role better than most," Underwood stated.  "Plus, I was an extra in this production of Li'l Abner my senior year of high school which would probably help out also, even if those jerks forgot to put my name in the program."  When asked about his long term outlook on securing a part as husband and father of two, Underwood put it simply.  "I don't know who else those Hollywood casting people could want.  The pain and suffering I have had to endure over the years as a real-life husband and father of two will really jump off the screen and into your face. No one could ask for more."

As optimistic as Underwood is about his chances of securing the role he was born to play, he has no plans to pursue it.  "Yeah, maybe if I got a call from someone who was looking I might audition.  Then again, I sort of have my hands full with radiator flushes lately," Underwood said.  "Either way, no production that included a character of husband and father of two would be complete without me. I might have to do it just to keep the movie from tanking at the box office."

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