Local Facebook stalker, Cesar Camacho has finally reached his breaking point thanks to your utter failure to post revealing, bikini photographs of yourself to your Facebook photo gallery.
A man you have never met, Camacho has been checking your unsecured profile page multiple times a day over the past five months waiting with anticipation for bikini pictures to be added. Each time he was left inconsolable at the deficit and wondered why you would toy with his emotions in such a cruel and mean spirited way.
Camacho has been known to punch his keyboard and curse under his breath out of anger each time he reviews newly posted bikini-free images. On every occasion so far, he reports having seen nothing but more photos of you and your friends out on the town, your family on vacation and your kids doing something 'cute'. Recent visits to your page this week have frustrated Camacho to tears, especially after witnessing each of the 54 pictures of your cat you posted last Monday evening.
Despite the weeks of disappointment however, Camacho has decided to allow you no more than six to nine months to 'make things right' and stop stringing him along before he'll finally move on to someone else.
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